The Emerald, a cheap watering hole in St. Pete, $2 wells and beers from 2pm-9pm, has actually installed a steel bar on their toilet to prevent miserable drunks from puking, shitting, and stealing the top of the toilet. A friend and Heavy User told us he use to ride the toilet like a motorcycle, sitting backwards on it puking in the top while shitting. Now that’s a run-on sentence.
As you can see from the art and the security of the toilet, this bathroom draws an eccentric bunch. Kerouac would be proud, he was beaten almost to death just a few blacks away.