One BAR takes a stand against upper decker pranksters

16 Feb

The Emerald, a cheap watering hole in St. Pete, $2 wells and beers from 2pm-9pm, has actually installed a steel bar on their toilet to prevent miserable drunks from puking, shitting, and stealing the top of the toilet. A friend and Heavy User told us he use to ride the toilet like a motorcycle, sitting backwards on it puking in the top while shitting. Now that’s a run-on sentence.


As you can see from the art and the security of the toilet, this bathroom draws an eccentric bunch. Kerouac would be proud, he was beaten almost to death just a few blacks away.


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2 Responses to “One BAR takes a stand against upper decker pranksters”

  1. El Deuce May 7, 2013 at 8:24 pm #

    Hi, That bar is a pretty good way to keep upper deckers from happening. Any idea how many times that place was vandalized? If someone actually wanted to lay an upper decker without the damage, here is a how to guide:

    • TheHeavyUsersPodcast May 9, 2013 at 11:24 pm #

      I think people were skimboarding across the floor on the toilet lid during shows, along with pulling upperdeckers.

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